Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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