I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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