How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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