I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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