oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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