that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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