i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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