And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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