you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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