Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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