I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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