why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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