He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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