Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
17 year olds will be the death of me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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