i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We need to rekindle our bromance
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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