I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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