can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
A bitchslap is in order.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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