Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Boobs speak an international language.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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