Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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