i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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