Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Randomize
