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Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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