Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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