So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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