She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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