Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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