i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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