I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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