Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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