just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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