This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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