I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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