So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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