Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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