We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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