I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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