Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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