So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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