yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Hippo gnu deer
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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