I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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