Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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