i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Randomize
