so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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