And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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