She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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