so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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