is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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