I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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