brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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