bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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