"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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