I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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