wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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