Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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