Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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