i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm both gender and math confused
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