So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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